Roseanne Barr Bashes Brangelina

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Brace yourself, defunct daytime talker Roseanne Barr is bashing Brangelina on her blog, calling Angelina Jolie the "evil spawn" of Jon Voight amd Brad Pitt “vacuous.”

Apparently the politically active comedian was less than pleased by Jolie's statement that she likes McCain but hasn't decided which Presidential candidate to support.

"Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! Who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too.

McCain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the Americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death.

Ps....it might be good for your Asian and African children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world."

Needless to say it looks like Roseanne decided to use Rosie's vacation from blogging as an opening to grab a headline and try to make herself "relevant" again.

Who do you think would win in a smackdown? Roseanne or Angelina Jolie?




season1217's picture
Are you trying to tip the

Are you trying to tip the scales a little, Luke? You couldn't find a half decent picture of Roseanne?

Luke Kerr's picture
ha....no

ha....no

ladyofthelake's picture
Celebrities don't make me

Celebrities don't make me vote for anyone. She has a right to be indecided, Rosane has a right to be upset, but to blog about it? Who the hell cares. I'm not voting on anything because a celebrity is rooting for them. I just eye roll the whole thing. It's like when Oprah endorses something, I just walk away.

Roseanne starred on one of

Roseanne starred on one of the most groundbreaking sitcoms EVER and has a gabillion dollars in the bank. She doesn't have to blog to make herself feel "relevant". She is talking about something she is passionate about.

season1217's picture
ladyofthelake, you've got a

ladyofthelake, you've got a witness on this one. Angelina should've kept her mouth shut and Roseanne should mind her own business. It's anyone's right to vote for or considering voting for whom ever they choose. Just because Angelina has "brown children" doesn't mean she has to vote for a "brown President". My grandmother's a "brown senior citizen" who should she vote for?

ladyofthelake's picture
season1217, good point.

season1217, good point. Really, in todays day and age, every family is mixed in some way. I'm white and can trace my family roots back to Africa and I have relatives of every color. I don't vote for gender or race, that's stupid. You should vote about what you feel is right, what your passionate about. I don't slam on my republican friends. I might not agree with them, but it's there right. I'm just so jaded on politics.

Rosanne needs to shut her

Rosanne needs to shut her trap and Angie can be undecided or just speak what should she want to say who she vote for president.

siomonstuart2003

I hope my girl Jennifer

I hope my girl Jennifer Aniston takes Roseane out for drinks! LMAO

Team Roseanne all the way!

Team Roseanne all the way! And Team Jennifer by the way. Laughing out loud

And who is listening to Angelina? LOL This woman stole another woman the husband and adopted children like buying a bottle of milk. Come on, she looks good and she has a great man on her side ... but that all. Everything else... I mean, she once kissed her own brother. Don't tell us that something? So, don't listen to this woman - at all! LOL

season1217's picture
While I'm Team Aniston all

While I'm Team Aniston all the way, soapjunkie88, I don't agree w/ the "stole her husband" mess. If you steal a person it's called kidnapping. Jennifer never had Brad if some other woman can just come on the scene, I don't care if she is Angelina Jolie. Better to find out your w/ the wrong man now than 20 or 30 years from now.

I'm sorry but interlopers

I'm sorry but interlopers always use the theory that you can't break up a happy home, well...if you know someone is part of a home, happy or not, why go there? Angelina is a shameless, repeat homewrecker, she broke up Billy Bob and Laura Dern too, and she can adopt as many children from other countries (which has replaced the purse poodle as the "in" celeb thing to do this season) as she wants and she can dress herself up in Audrey-esque evening gowns and go talk to the U.N. all day long, but I still see her as the same freak who wore someone's blood in a vial around her neck and made out with her brother. I  wonder if the reason she had to go overseas to adopt is  because she couldn't pass the mental health exams here in the state? She's a big old ball of crazy if you ask me.

season1217's picture
Oh, I know Angelina's track

Oh, I know Angelina's track record. Poor Laura Dern, you leave engaged only to return to find your fiance married to another woman. Although, Angelina commented on never being one to do such a thing since her father left her mother. The woman clearly has daddy issues, I feel her pain. But all I'm saying is that from Jennifer and Laura's standpoint it was better for them, even though I'm sure at the time devastating, to find out that they were w/ dogs than to be married for many years w/ children and catch fleas. Look at what Rupert Murdoch did to his wife. You dedicate years of your life to a marriage and a man that was never really worth it from the beginning.

You're right, at least Jenn

You're right, at least Jenn didn't have kids with him yet. I really thought Brad was one of the good ones. I remember him talking about how he used to watch Jenn's Friends tapes when he was on location, to "spend time with her". I thought that was beyond awesome. I don't hold it against him, because hell, we're all human-even Angelina Ho-lie (LOL), but it is a fact that we tend to find "supercouples" in pop culture (lord knows we can't find a decent one on the tube, or if we do - Liason - they won't play em!), and Brad and Jenn were one of mine, so forever Angelina will be what Carly was to Bobbie and Tony on GH in my eyes.

ladyofthelake's picture
Jamey, all this Jolie hate,

Jamey, all this Jolie hate, lol. I don't hate ther. I think she just grew up. Man, if all the stupid crazy stuff that I did still played on who I am now, I'm be in the nut house. I did some crazy sh*t, but I grew up. I think Brad Pitt wanted a family and he got one. Such shock about famous people cheating and leaving each other. Jolie isn'tthe only one to that. Besides, Brad was willing now.

KingTV's picture
Just based on pure

Just based on pure physicality, disregarding political affiliations, charity causes and public image, Roseanne would smash Angelina Jolie in a smackdown. All she would have to do is sit on Angelina's frail, thin body and she would get the "1, 2, 3. Knockout!"

I actually think Roseanne's blog borders on egotistical and almost insane even if she is making a good point. I actually admire Angelina's causes and the fact the she has adopted orphans from 3 third world countries is something to be respected. Besides, she is one of the world's most beautiful women. I do not think we can pass judgment on her for things she did in her youth. We have ALL done things in our younger days that we may not look back on fondly. I know I have. I think her maturity is evident in the way she currently lives her life. She is in a stable relationship and has 6 amazing children that she loves and takes care of ( with help, of course). And at this stage in the election, we are all entitled to not having made up our minds about who we are voting for. Personally, I am a Democrat who believes in those principles no matter who the candidate is. But we still have the conventions to watch and 3 debates for the candidates to present their policies, beliefs and goals for their administration. She is allowed to wait, watch and listen before she pulls the lever on Election Day. Roseanne wishes she got as much media attention and publicity that Angelina does. Ironically, Ms. Jolie shies away from the paparazzi and such while Roseanne writes blogs like this to get the attention she craves.

Like I said, though, if they got into a physical brawl, then Roseanne wins by a landslide, Ideologically speaking, Angelina has a more serious tone to her actions and she doesn't just talk (or blog), she walks the walk. Whether or not she "stole" Brad is hardly the point. Besides, it takes two to tango and I highly doubt Brad Pitt would let anyone wreck his home with Jennifer Aniston unless he really wanted them to. From what I understand, he wanted a family when Jen was not ready yet to start having babies. He met Angelina, they discovered mutual interests and values and they fell in love. Roseanne or anyone should not take Angelina to task for living her life in what I think is a good positive way.

I seriously doubt talk of

I seriously doubt talk of wanting babies came up when Brad and Angelina first met. They might have talked about it after she wiped her mouth, but it wasn't the "had me at hello" moment if you get my drift. And I am sorry I do not think Angelina avoids publicity. If so why does she barter pics of her kids to the highest bidder? Okay, so she donates the money, she could donate money without increasing the paparazzis desire to stalk those innocent children.

season1217's picture
Yes, we have all done things

Yes, we have all done things that we are not proud of and have hurt people in the process. But my problem is that the media tends to put Brad and Angelina on a pedestal. If they are human beings than don't make them out to be the second coming. Also, don't give me that "she didn't want kids" crap. When people date and get married, don't they discuss whether they want children and when they want them? You're going to tell me two grown people w/ enough sense didn't go over that one? Beside, Jennifer never said she didn't want children. Marriage is about love and commitment. You don't invest your time and energy in a relationship and then decide since you have a mutual interest w/ someone else that the vows you made don't count because the person you married doesn't want children exactly when you want them.

ladyofthelake's picture
Jamey, every celeb sells

Jamey, every celeb sells there baby pics now. Jessica Alba, JLo, you name it. Soon well get Rebecca Roman, Lisa Marie Presley and a number of other celebs selling baby pics. It's not just Brad and Jen selling pics of their kids. Britney, Christina A., Brooke Shileds, Patrick Dempsey, a whole slew. There isn't enough space here to fill the names.

Chrystie-Delancey's picture
This column made me want to

This column made me want to vomit!

The day Roseanne Barr does anything for anyone besides herself is the day I will take anything she says seriously. Until then, Roseanne, STFU!

jasam fan's picture
Rosanne has a right to her

Rosanne has a right to her opinion, just like Angelina has right to vote for whom she chooses.

Now that the "PC" crap is out the way. The way that the media portrays Angelina and Brad Pittt disqust me. No matter how many kids she adopts both her and Brad Pitt are selfish individuals. That man was married and neither one of them (her or him) gave that a second thought when they decided to "hook up". Now, they are both adults and can do what ever they chose to, however, I don't appreciate having to see them in the spotlight like they are the perfect couple. When did adultery become acceptable. She's a trollop and he's an ass! No matter how many foreign kids they adopt.

Roseanne would whoop her

Roseanne would whoop her lippy butt in a heart beat!!!!

I have had ths same arguement with a co-worker regarding Angelina v. Jennifer. Who did what, etc...  I do not agree with what Angelina did at all but then again, like someone said here, it takes two to tango.  If that were my husband I'd be pulling an Angela Bassett on his ass in Waiting to Exhale, light everything on fire and WALK AWAY!  Then I'd send him a new pair of pants with the crotch cut out and include a smiley sticker so he could cover the area.  :)

The sad part is that because they are celebs they are bringing all this do good stuff to the mainstream and have the mags fall all over them, what I want to know is why isn't the Mr. & Mrs. Jones going over and doing good work in other countries and here in this country on the front cover of Time, Newsweek, or on Oprah? Oh that's right they probably are not pretty enough...

sb_fan's picture
didn't really know what to

didn't really know what to say, but Chrystie-Delancey wrote exactly what I was thinking.
I like Jolie by the way, don't really care who she votes for, but I like her Smiling