Poor, lil 'ol Sierra Mist Rose. As if it isn't bad enough that her slutty, deranged mama is stuck to the bottom of a frozen lake (Or is she?), the young 'un is also having to fight for her life as a passel of nincompoops fight over who should or should not raise her on One Life to Live.
First up there's the baby's Aunt Gigi (Farah Fath), a well-meaning soul— if not the brightest of bulbs. Then there's Schuyler (Scott Clifton) who, although he tries to come off as earnest, is every bit as depraived as the late Stacy (Crystal Hunt) in my opinion for letting his lust for Gigi prevent him from putting a stop to Stacy's shenanigans months ago. Not to be outdone, there's Kim (Amanda Setton), the dearly departed Slutcicle's BFF, who has her teeth firmly sunk into Clint Buchanan's (Jerry verDorn)...you get the picture, ouch!
Last but not least, there's Oliver Fish (Scott Evans), the actual baby daddy (barring some last minute twist), who is struggling with the thought of being a parent because he's gay, as his supportive boyfriend Kyle (Brett Claywell) encourages him to step up. Now if that isn't a lineup of potential parentals to make even Maury Povich proud, I don't know what is! So what do you guys think?
Who should raise the little soft drink?
